All 159 movie Reviews

Terminator: Madness Terminator: Madness

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

no thanks

If Hugh Laurie can hide his accent, so can you. That was so distracting that I forgot to pay attention.

Pokemon Hunter Pokemon Hunter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Without a doubt

It's the illest pokemon vid on newgrounds. Way to go!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Barely a review, but...

It would take 6 360 discs to handle MGS4. MGS4 took up all 50 Gigs of the blueray disc, and xbox DVD-9s only hold 9 gigs. ceil(50/9) = 6. To comment on this console war flame thread, Metal Gear Solid 4 is such a massive game that it beats all 360 exclusives put together. I got it in summer, beat it twice, and still play pretty much every day. The attention to detail is incredible. Almost to a point that you will never find everything in it.

PS3 is a better console, hardware-wise, than 360. As for games, many developers do not work on ps3 because they would have to learn how to optimize their code for mutli-core programming (something that has never been taught before until a year ago at MIT). This intimidates most developers (even me, and I only own a ps3). So the library will always be larger on 360 since development is so much easier. Heck, I can make 2D xbox games in under a day of work. Microsoft really helped themselves out when they released XNA for free.

As for this movie (lol), I would venture to say that the reason it didn't make it was because of the audio quality. The voice acting was perfect, and the graphics were decent.

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Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very nice

Well animated, and very comical. I am so glad they left out that fucking octopus ending from the movie. I feel like Alan Moore decided to end the comic in the most retarded way possible when he wrote that.

Brawl is here! Brawl is here!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

This was "funny" ?

I do not approve. During the chorus, you basically just display a picture since the song DOES NOT FIT the animation. The song is long and annoying, and the vocals are obviously SpongeBob's, and not your "Generic Anime Kid"'s. It made it very distracting and hard to be interested.

In the last bit, when the clerk handed him the game, I thought to myself "now how is something random going to prevent this from being the best day ever?" Sure enough, as unbelievably predictable as it may be, he gets run over. Not even original in that regard. Sorry, let somebody else be your writer next time.

Guns of the Awesome Guns of the Awesome

Rated 1 / 5 stars


That wasn't very funny. Learn2Humor

War of the Realms pt1 War of the Realms pt1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


So are your characters idiots or just you?

"I'll slain all warriors" and "I will kill you and you will suffer" are not the mark of an artist - they are indicators that the author is a moron. Especially if you spelled "fair" as "fare." There is absolutely no reason why every character in the world showed up. I have no idea what this is other than 14-year-old fanboy drivel.

Also, in your description, "far more greater" is not English if that's what you were intending to speak. If you intend to create a product, make sure it is in a language that someone can read.

With My Mind's Madness With My Mind's Madness

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Very epic.
It would have been cooler if not for the lame music.

MGS: Flash Collab DISC 02 MGS: Flash Collab DISC 02

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

high quality

Much better than the last one. I at least smiled at everyone's except:

tobromancer and sardonicsamurai because theirs were not funny

Also, I didn't get Waaazzaaa's because I was so distracted at how Snake's hands were on backwards.

Biology vs. Chemistry Biology vs. Chemistry

Rated 4 / 5 stars

An excuse to make a dbz movie

It would make sense if the biology major can use all the same stuff as the chemistry guy since chemistry is the underlying structure of biology. Also, math would own each of them since math underlies all sciences.